Channel 3 Static Polo | 90s TV Glitch Vaporwave Grunge Shirt

$70.00
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Pure 90s analog chaos meets modern aestheticwear. The Channel 3 Static Polo features original digital artwork that perfectly captures that unmistakable CRT TV static and channel 3 distortion vibe, layered with bold semi-transparent geometric overlays. Hand-crafted using classic obscure clip art and old stock imagery, the design fuses vaporwave and grunge aesthetics with retro TV glitch energy and trippy battery acid green-purple tones. A true one-of-a-kind piece for ravers, 90s alt kids, and anyone who still feels the pull of old-school static.

This shirt features a sleek slim fit that offers a modern and polished look, complemented by a classic polo collar. Made from soft, breathable, and lightweight fabric, it's ideal for various occasions—from office casual wear to sports and social events.

For that retro baggy fit, consider ordering a size up from your usual size.

Designed by: wild_kinetic_dreams


• 95% polyester, 5% spandex
• Fabric weight: 5.60 oz./yd.² (190 g/m²)
• Stretchy jersey material
• Slim fit
• White button placket
• Blank product sourced from China

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Neon Pools and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at Raina bulvaris 25, Riga, LV-1050 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

Size guide

  CHEST (inches) WAIST (inches) HIPS (inches)
XS 32-34 28-30 32-34
S 34-36 30-32 34-36
M 36-38 32-34 36-38
L 38-39 ½ 34-35 ½ 38-39 ½
XL 39 ½-41 35 ½-37 39 ½-41
2XL 41-42 37-38 41-42
3XL 42-44 38-40 42-44
  CHEST (cm) WAIST (cm) HIPS (cm)
XS 81.3-86.4 71.1-76.2 81.3-86.4
S 86.4-91.4 76.2-81.3 86.4-91.4
M 91.4-96.5 81.3-86.4 91.4-96.5
L 96.5-100.3 86.4-90.2 96.5-100.3
XL 100.3-104.1 90.2-94 100.3-104.1
2XL 104.1-106.7 94-96.5 104.1-106.7
3XL 106.7-111.8 96.5-101.6 106.7-111.8
Gray and black polo shirt with multicolored distortion resembling static from an old television with bold diagonal black backslash stripes across the chest with RGB distortion and VHS scanlines

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